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爆笑英语经典笑话_英语幽默笑话带翻译阅读

2017-08-02 20:13 | 来源:英语学习网站 | 编辑:学英语

  有时候阅读一些幽默的英语笑话,除了能让人产生兴趣更能提高英语阅读水平,今天英语之家小编在这里为大家分享一些爆笑英语经典笑话,希望大家会喜欢这些英语笑话!

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爆笑英语经典笑话

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  爆笑英语经典笑话篇一

  One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didn't write the address and addressee's name on the envelope.

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  After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter in the mail box?" dedecms.com

  "Certainly"

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  "You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?"

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  "I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope." 织梦内容管理系统

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  "I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee, is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!"

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  有一天,父亲让八岁的儿子去寄一封信,儿子已经拿着信跑了,父亲才想起信封上没写地址和收信人的名字。

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  儿子回来后,父亲问他:“你把信丢进邮筒了吗?” “当然”“你没看见信封上没有写地址和收信人名字吗?”

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  “我当然看见信封上什么也没写”“那你为什么不拿回来呢?” dedecms.com

  “我还以为你不写地址和收信人,是为了不想让我知道你把信寄给谁呢!” dedecms.com

  爆笑英语经典笑话篇二

  The preacher was vexed(生气的) because a certain member of his congregation(集会,圣会) always fell asleep during the sermon.

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  As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon. So, in a whisper, he asked the congregation. "All who want to go to heaven, please rise." Everyone got up except the snorer. After whispering "Be seated", the minister shouted at the top of his voiced, "All those who want to be with the devil, please rise."

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  Awaking with a start(吓一跳) , the sleepy-head jumped to his feet and saw the preacher standing tall and angry in the pulpit(讲道坛) , "Well, sir," he said, "I don't know what we're voting on, but it looks like you and me are the only ones for it." copyright dedecms

  牧师非常生气,因为总有一个人在他说教时打瞌睡。

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  一个星期天,正当坐在前排的那个人又在瞌睡时,牧师决定要好好教育他一下,让他不要再在布道时睡觉。于是他低声对信徒们说:“想去天堂的人,都请站起来吧。”所有的人都站了起来——当然,除了那个打瞌睡的人。在低声说过请坐后,牧师高声喊道:“想去下地狱的人请站起来!” 内容来自dedecms

  打瞌睡的人被这突然的喊叫声惊醒了,他站了起来。看到牧师高站在教坛上,正生气的看着他。这个人说道:“噢,先生,我不知道我们在选什么,但看上去只有你和我是候选人。”

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  爆笑英语经典笑话篇三

  Stupid Question

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  Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, "What's the time, please?"

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  After a few months, Dan said to himself, "I'm not going to answer all those stupid people any more. I'm going to buy a big clock and put it upon the wall here." Then he did so.

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  “Now people aren't going to stop and ask me the time," he thought happily. dedecms.com

  But after that, a lot of people stopped, looked at the clock and then asked Dan, "Is that clock right?” copyright dedecms

  愚蠢的问题

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  丹在一个大城市的某个俱乐部当守门人。每天都有数千人经过他的门口,,而且许多人都会停下来问他:“请问现在几点?” 织梦内容管理系统